NOT MY PASTURE, NOT MY BULLSHIT

Meet the T-shirt that’s here to cut through the noise – the 'Not My Pasture, Not My Bullshit' design is your personal mantra in adorable, no-nonsense style. With a doe-eyed cow and a sassy pig front and center, this design brings a mix of cute and cheeky attitude to those who simply aren’t here for the drama.

Perfect for the unapologetically chill and blissfully unbothered, this tee declares your boundaries loud and clear. Whether you’re out and about or lounging at home, wear it proudly as your not-so-subtle way of saying, “Not my circus, not my mess.”

Premium Quality T-Shirts

Material: Crafted from 100% pre-shrunk Gildan Ultra Cotton, ensuring a soft, durable feel that holds up wear after wear.
Sizes: Available in a wide range of sizes from Small to 5XL, so you can find the perfect fit for every body type.
Technology: Featuring a seamless double-needle collar and taped neck and shoulders for superior comfort and durability.
Weight: Made from 6 oz fabric, offering a comfortable yet substantial feel for everyday wear.

Advanced Specifications

Fabric Quality: Heavy-duty, ultra-soft cotton that retains its shape and resists fading even after multiple washes.
Double-Stitched: Double-needle stitching at the sleeves and bottom hem ensures long-lasting wear.
Comfort: Classic fit with a relaxed, breathable feel that makes it perfect for any occasion.

Why You'll Love It

Durable: Built tough to withstand your day-to-day grind, with reinforced seams and high-quality cotton that lasts.
Versatile: Perfect for casual outings, layering, or as a statement piece with your favorite graphic designs.
Comfortable: Ultra-soft and breathable, making it ideal for everything from lounging to working hard.
High-Quality: Gildan Ultra Cotton ensures superior fabric strength and vibrant prints that stay sharp, wash after wash.